August 5, 2013

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Day Two Hundred and Seventeen:  Tweet Tweet

The truth about me right now is I don’t really know what I’m doing and I am okay with that, kind of. 
I try really hard to meditate on my own but I find myself designing future apartments in my head instead.
I bite the inside of my cheeks and dentists tell me it is terrible for the cells in my mouth but I just can’t stop.
I frequently use words that I kind of know what they mean but they could mean the wrong thing to I do it anyway.
I buy tons of underpants so that I only have to do laundry when my pants run out…
I lied to someone on the phone yesterday and said that I wasn’t old enough to have a banking account or card.
I don’t actually like poutine as uch as I say I do, but it’s intensely good on occaision.
I impulse shop a lot.  Like a lot.
I love getting mail and even when I get my account balances I feel happy because there’s still something for me in there.
While travelling last fall I kept a small packet of Kleenex with me in case there was no toilet paper in a bathroom I went into, I had to use those Kleenexes multiple times.
I don’t know how to properly use my dishwasher.
I bruise very easily but they rarely show.
I like to say that I like dogs but they kind of scare me sometimes.  I do not like cats really, they’re cute though.
I hate listening to people sneeze.  Or burp.  Or chew.
My favourite sound in the world is footsteps.
I want to live on a coast one day for any period of time.
I want to learn how to sail.
Hugh Laurie is my ultimate celebrity crush and I am not ashamed of it.
I drink my whiskey straight, neat, and in small glasses.  Or any glass with any ice I’m not picky.
I have a Vogue addiction.  The magazine and the dance move.
I know every word to Baby Got Back and Ice Ice Baby.
My knee and ankle are sore right now because I danced my ass off last night to Billy Idol.


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